John Holmes Ur3 Cock

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SKU: DJ-0275-02-3

2.7
Rated 2.7 out of 5 stars
3 Reviews
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Experience Boogie Nights every night! Sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this 9.5" ULTRASKYN Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe aspiring girth of the one and only king of porn. This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time. The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play. When not in use, store the toy in the included silk pouch. It is made from phthalate-free body-safe material and is Proudly Made in America.

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2.7
Rated 2.7 out of 5 stars
Based on 3 reviews
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3 reviews
  • RG
    Rickey G.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    I do not recommend this product
    Rated 2 out of 5 stars
    1 year ago
    Disappointed at First Sight

    When I laid eyes on this beast, I thought, 'Holy smokes! This replica is a real doozy!' Imagine my excitement, only to be met with a tepid pond of disappointment! This toy's gigantic stature is a real conversation starter, but the fun stops there. Trying to harness this monster for solo play is like wrestling a gorilla! John Holmes himself would struggle with this one. Maybe I'll stick to more manageable excitement from now on.

    Pleasure Toy Box Store
    1 year ago
    Sorry to hear about your initial excitement turning into disappointment. We aim to provide accurate product descriptions, and we'll review your feedback to ensure customer satisfaction.
  • SS
    Scott S.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    Rated 3 out of 5 stars
    1 year ago
    Wild Adventures with a Legendary Replica

    My wife and I had an intense experience with this mighty creation! It really delivers an exciting adventure, thanks to its remarkable design. Standing at 9.5 inches tall, this realistic cock is an impressive replica of John Holmes, a true legend. Its sturdy build ensures a secure fit and the suction cup base is super convenient, making it a versatile toy. What's more, it's body-safe and a testament to American craftsmanship! As someone who enjoys the occasional wild thrill, the size may take some getting used to, but it's a fun challenge. It's sturdy, easy to clean, and a great conversation starter!

    Pleasure Toy Box Store
    1 year ago
    We appreciate your adventurous spirit and are thrilled our product delivered such an enjoyable experience! Enjoy your wild rides!
  • HL
    Henry L.
    Flag of France
    Verified Buyer
    Rated 3 out of 5 stars
    2 years ago
    A Sexy Tribute

    Step aside, folks, because this Holmes-inspired toy is a blast from the past! Sculpted to give you a, well, *stiff* reminder of the porn star's glory days, it's a whopper at 9.5 inches. But, it ain't all fun and games - it's tricky to wield! The suction cup base helps a lot, so you'll keep this bad boy in check. Although I'd suggest those lusting for adventure to proceed with caution! Overall, it's a John-tastic tribute.

    Pleasure Toy Box Store
    2 years ago
    We appreciate your cheeky feedback! Glad our product brought some historical fun to your adult play.
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